Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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