She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Someone shattered a urinal.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Still dying that you shit outside
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
