I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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