TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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