As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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