i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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