Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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