What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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