Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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