If that was your dad, he is hot
too bad you live with your parents still
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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