You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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