Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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