just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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