So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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