True but thats because hes a fetus.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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