so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Randomize
