It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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