I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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