Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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