It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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