Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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