I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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