All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Randomize