so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
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i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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