I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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