Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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