So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I wear drunk well.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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