So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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