i wish my penis had a tongue
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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