Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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