I think i sorta joined a cult last night
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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