Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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