I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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