32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
