So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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