We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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