I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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