You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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