Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
i believe in u and ur pee
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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