We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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