just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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