You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
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And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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