Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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