Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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