belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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