This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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