thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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