do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize