Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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