life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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