Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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