Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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