I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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